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[โ€“] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but if I have gloves and have to pick a firm brick of heroin poop, I can toss the gloves wash my hands and be done with it.

I'm not gonna deal with splashy diarrhea that randomly calls the death squads because you're a scary commie, like the last few kernels in a pot of popcorn when you're too eager to transfer it to a bowl, but with death squads and poop. No amount of shower will make me feel clean.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Use a mop. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It could be an actual mop if you're good at martial arts.

Not over internet. Would need a cannon.