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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 109 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude should not have listened to pickup artists.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yes.

But also, would the result have been different?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 24 points 1 week ago

Impossible to know just from this post. But it certainly lowered his chances exponentially.

[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

But anon is already a creepo. is anon

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

A creep would have blamed the women.

[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

no, he has hobbies now ; he is real man 💪

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which part of this has anything to do with pickup artists

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

…the part where he fucking says he started watching pick up artist shit?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh right so that's what 'pua' means

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago
[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Pua is also the name of the pig in the Disney movie Moana, and I'm not sure what dating tips one can pick up by watching that, but maybe OP can try that instead.