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IDK, I'm not sold.
Neither Man nor Bear isn't presented as an option, the choices were Man or Bear so anybody who chooses Bear is CHOOSING THE BEAR. Bears are not kind to humans in their territory, if you run into a mother then you're going to be torn apart.
To be fair, I don't think the meme question ever specified what kind of bear they're going to meet in the woods. I know my answer would change drastically based on the type of bear.
Bear Black Fight Back
Bear Brown Get Down
Bear White Goodnight
Do you want me to append each one with the word "Bear"?
K, I made the edit, hows it look now?