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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 37 points 2 weeks ago (142 children)

IDK, I'm not sold.

Neither Man nor Bear isn't presented as an option, the choices were Man or Bear so anybody who chooses Bear is CHOOSING THE BEAR. Bears are not kind to humans in their territory, if you run into a mother then you're going to be torn apart.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

To be fair, I don't think the meme question ever specified what kind of bear they're going to meet in the woods. I know my answer would change drastically based on the type of bear.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

Bear Black Fight Back

Bear Brown Get Down

Bear White Goodnight

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