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The following interaction just took place between me and the child (6F)

Cue the periodic beeping of a smoke detector needing fresh batteries.

The child: what is that?

Me: a beep

TC: what is the beep trying to tell us?

Me: it's a reminder to beep

TC: BEEP!

Me: BEEP!

And so on and so forth for the next several minutes.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

I was at a kids fire safety presentation.

The firefighter said "Hey kids, what does it mean when you hear the smoke detector?"

One kid, in before anyone else, " Dinner's ready!"