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GOP lawmaker shredded for posting AI images of himself beating up Santa on Christmas (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by King@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Sun rising in the morning? Woke.

Santa Claus? Woke.

Jesus Christ? woke.

Everything is woke to modern republicans. If somebody invented a virus that made people slightly more compassionate they would hide indoors for the rest of their lives.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

And yet if the virus dropped your IQ by 20 points they would be holding super spreader events

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Hmm. Maybe somebody should get on that.