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Hold on, imma go shove a bagel in mine. Yeah, that's right, you take it, you filthy toaster. I'm never going to clean your crumb tray and you're going to work until you die and then I'll just throw you out and replace you like the $20 appliance you are. You're nothing to me!
Fuuuucckk... I'm such a dirty toaster. Shove your carbs in my tight little slot and push down hard on my spring lever. When your flaccid bread becomes firm toast, I'm gonna fucking ejectulate all over your kitchen counter grain and seed.