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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] lorski@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Destroy their oxygen intakes. Job done.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 12 hours ago

If the Hitman games taught me anything, is that a single bottle of poison (the type that you can comfortably fit in your pocket) is sufficient to kill an entire building of people if you get it into the ventilation system.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fart into it. Make them suffer.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe a more potent gas could do the trick.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Like this ?

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago

What I would give for a movie prop tube of green pearl VX to leave around my workshop...