Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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hardest problem (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 days ago by io@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Luxyr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Thing with this joke that his me wrong is that isn't how if statements are written. The else does not come before the condition in any language I've ever used or seen.

At the very least. It should be that he comes back with 1 or 13 loaves.

Buy a loaf

If they have eggs

Buy a dozen loaves

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thanks for proving my point 😉

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

loaves = 1
if (eggs)
  loaves = 12

[–] Luxyr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

I see that as requiring an instruction of replacement, like buy a dozen instead.