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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I spent Christmas alone drinking beer and watching silent night deadly night 2 (been wanting to watch that movie for decades). This makes me think that Santa here should have acted... differently. Edit: I also downlaoded the epstein files and am in the process of downloading the whole video. I am making it known here in case they are taken down that I have a local copy.