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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] merari42@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You can even say "Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!" In the sessions

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

show up with a different date to each session and act like it's the same person

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I don't know, you changed so much it feels like you aren't even the person I started dating ~~last week~~ long ago"

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"He doesn't even remember our anniversary."

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

“She doesn’t remember it either!”

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't even know what we're doing here. What was your name again?

Does this feel like a joke to you?

We're wasting all of our time right now.

... idk how long I could last, honestly.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Following up with an "You're right, I don't know you"

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why would this be hilarious?

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