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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago (23 children)

The Christian god must be shy as fuck to send a local manager with the package...

[–] TypFaffke@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't want to leave a paper trail while conceiving yourself

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

So the Christian god mpregged himself and instead of delivering it himself, he used a mortal human woman as surrogate mother¹?

¹(which would explain the whole pregnancy without jizz for Mary shenanigans)

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