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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wonder what kinda plasmids it had. Do people still use plasmids?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plasmids are still the most economical way to propagate DNA and express proteins at scale. Obviously, just to try new sequences out it is faster to assemble DNA synthetically and with PCR.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Ok phew. Real talk, I've been out the game for years and am considering going back, but am also concerned about my skills being too out of date. Maybe I'll be okay.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I haven’t used Plasmids in years!

…I really should go back and replay BioShock this Christmas holiday!

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

people and bacteria use plasmids!

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Oh true you can make decent money donating plasmids, especially in today's economy where everything is absolutely fucked

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell!

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, and ... Plasmids are The Free Little LIbrary of The Cell.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And ribosomes are the drunk frat party with the coked up stripper.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 6 days ago

Could you please elaborate?