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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If the test are hard then you got issues. The test aren't supposed to be hard. And if you keep having to take them then again means your not mentally stable.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Realistically, what would happen if this was the result the doctors agreed on? I don't believe they would replace him as long as he still has a pulse.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They kept Reagan in well past his Best Before date. There's no way theyre gonna pull him before he just dies in his chair.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

SOLD!
I would very much prefer him to go to prison but I'll take him dying. Which part of today can we schedule it in for? Now is good, is now ok?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you know of any examples of the test? Everything seems to be geared towards caregivers.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for this. His seemed easier, they must have skipped those first 2 questions.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Probably, connecting the dots was never his forte.