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A lot, I'd reckon (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 128 points 6 months ago (16 children)

1 a day? I feel like a lot of people might not ever get to see it. You’d go a large portion of your life always hearing about it, seeing stories in the news, one of your friend’s relatives was squished by it. But then one day you’re minding your business on your way to work when it shows up and crushes the car in front of you.

Looks like you get to call off from work. You just witnessed The Hand. Go ahead and take a day to collect your senses.

[–] br3d@lemmy.world 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Cars kill more than 3500 people every day and we don't seem to care. This hand is benevolent by comparison

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 38 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I understand. You're saying we should worship the hand. All hail the Hand! For the Hand is benevolent!

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

May the hand be with you brother

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Well, figuratively.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 6 months ago

Brother, May you pull thy finger in peace.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

lo how he punisheth the wicked who by thought or action hath kindled the wrath of the eternal judge. The sins of man unknown to his brother shall be sown again into the earth. By his hand we are raised and so to by the hand my we fall

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'd imagine the hand's interaction would tell people a lot too.

like, if it just flicked your head off your shoulders, or grabbed you by the foot and took you 400 feet up and dropped you, or whether it splatted you like a fly...

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Divination of Hanns from the book of Gif...

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

jackass hand of god amen

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

We absolutely care. I know we care because my car insurance rates are going up again

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The Hand is still the safest way to not be squished ... statistically speaking.

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