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[–] leya@mander.xyz 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Only a few centimeters and we could've been spared all of this 🥲

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's 0.0001 football fields.

[–] leya@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you convert that to AR-15s? I only understand distances measured in 'Second Amendment'.

[–] ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'd say about 0.03 AR15's, assuming typical mid-length barrel.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks. I wasn't sure if that was close or not.

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was a setup, he didn't even have a scar, no bullet was even close to him.

[–] leya@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not gonna deny that this could be totally possible. Trump seems exactly like the guy capable of doing something this disgusting...

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Last night, Jack quit the band.