...I'd have to buy 7 packs of tortillas and 6 packs of cheese before coming close enough to matching 1:1 with only 1 cheese slice left at the end so just eat the last fucking cheese slice by itself.
And please don't try to make too much sense of my diagram up there because I made 2 mistakes that only make sense to me & I don't feel like explaining.
But what I REALLY want to know: If you're aware of an algebraic method for solving this timeless hot dog bun vs hot dog conundrum, please share your wisdom.
I did not ask for culinary advice. I asked for mathematical advice. You do whatever the fuck you want with your own food in your own kitchen. I do not have a kitchen or a cheese shredder.
It's pretty harsh, bud.
Cheese shredders are not some high tech technology nor do they need a kitchen
I live in my car. Would you shred cheese in your car? You go ahead and do that, then come back and let me know how much fun that was.
I've shredded cheese when camping. Honestly, the only issue there should be storage of the cheese. In such a situation, typically I'd use a small knife to cut the cheese rather than buy precut