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[โ€“] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

But it sure is difficult to furiously rub our clits with our right hand while holding a book in our left hand.

[โ€“] Nanook@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

Then use the right hand ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

[โ€“] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Every day I get a reminder that it's weird I use my off hand.

You use your non-dominant hand to rub your clit? Sounds like a smart survival skill. Ready to flee the scene & jump right back into your daily responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜„

And here I figured the popularity of online porn made most people ambidextrous masturbators. I mean, if a righty uses a mouse in their right hand...