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[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Next they're going to ban letters and only communicate with emojis. That way it's easier to change the interpretation depending on what's in their favor.

[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

After training AI for hours on our leadership... Were confused as to why everything autocorrects to "eggplant" and "peach" when messaging children. A true mystery.