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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Just tell your landlord we're in a black hole and the rent doesn't matter.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't matter the whole issue

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You need to explain to them that rent isn't matter, so it doesn't matter.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Scientifically speaking, all objects are matter, or rather they are matter. In terms of the financial perspective, your rent does matter, whether or not you want to pay it.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

You are matter but you don't

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

And then punch your landlord in the face. They are a landlord, they probably deserve it.