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Constrictors do bite and they don't kill by choking.
Choking would be if they obstructed the airway.
Constrictors squeeze their prey. It could die from suffocation or from any other problem that constriction might cause.
Constricting the neck is also a choke.
You don't say "constrict me, daddy"
It's only choking if you compress the airway, otherwise it's strangulation. According to Jiu Jitsu people...
Chokes in jiu jitsu constrain the carotids to restrict blood flow to the brain. That's why you can get unconscious in seconds instead of in minutes.