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Constricting the neck is also a choke.
You don't say "constrict me, daddy"
It's only choking if you compress the airway, otherwise it's strangulation. According to Jiu Jitsu people...
Whatever it is, OPs mom loved it last night
Chokes in jiu jitsu constrain the carotids to restrict blood flow to the brain. That's why you can get unconscious in seconds instead of in minutes.