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[–] accideath@feddit.org 109 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They say horizontal stripes make you fat. But who tf eats horizontal stripes?

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aren’t french fries horizontal stripes depending how you hold them?

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I should really start eating my fries vertically

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

They’re better diagonal tbh.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's why I eat mine up and down like a baby bird

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you’re only chewing your own fries you’re missing out on a great family activity.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thanks, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[–] ProfessorHoover@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That’s the spirit.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I personally think I use vertical stripes look the most fat