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Nixie and Larry ain't buying my bullshit. Not enough whitespace.

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[โ€“] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not enough whitespace.

I got to help a colleague debug a powershell script. It contained six SQL queries.

They were each written in a single line and featured double-nested queries and multi-clause conditionals. He didn't use any aliases either.

I'm sure there's a way to auto-format SQL in some tool, but in the moment, I couldn't remember.

Listen to your cats. Use more whitespace.

Also, if they like it, please pet them for me. Good code reviewers deserve pets.

[โ€“] dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hehe. You are preachin to the choir.
In truth, most of my code, particularly my published pieces, looks like a textbook example of self-documentation.
This is because I'm inexpert enough at coding to need the pointers next time I look at my own code.
So if it looks like a kindergarten teacher authored it, I'll probly be able to understand it later.

And thanks! My kitties always want more scratches. :]