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Keep this shit up and I'll have to go back to having sex with my wife.
We'll all have to go back to having sex with your wife
In Soviet Russia, wife fucks you!
......wait, what?
That was in fact one of the original propositions of communism.
I'll fuck yours, if you fuck mine. That's how that works, right?
Sharing is caring.
Yikes! You dug her up just to get a piece?
I mean, far be it from me to kink shame, so...to each their own, I guess.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thats gay cause your actually having sex with every man/woman that she did it with
Yeah, yeah, straight heterosexual intercourse is gay or something. I guess?
But the real question is - who fucking cares?
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Lol I'm referencing a meme I saw this week on Lemmy, it was an Andrew Tate tweet saying anybody with a girlfriend is gay in 2025. Obviously I don't care that you're straight kudos to you
Lol, sorry, I should've added an '/s' on my reply!
No, I got it, just was being way too sarcastic for text.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Edit: I ain't straight. Or gay, or bi, or pan. Fuck labels, man! I don't fit into their tidy little boxes, and why should any of us?!?
Hey, if you can get her to do it, more power to ya.
I'm already fucking your wife. But if this goes through, she wont have income and will have to fuck you. I liked being her big black bull.
Dude, I thought we were just out here making jokes and you come through with whatever that was.
Hey, give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's never interacted with humans before.
It was a joke. A bad one..but a joke.
Hey, part of growing and learning is understanding that failure is only a step in the process. Keep at it, brother. When making jokes, I always try to remember this: "If you're going to be offensive, make sure you are more funny than you are offensive. Just being offensive isn't funny."
Now get back in there and make some god damn jokes.
Lol thanks
It was just a bit much with the different aspects of it