xkcd #3175: Website Task Flowchart
Title text:
Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3175/
Man, I fuckin' wish they directed me to the website. Every phone helpline I call these days tries to get me to install an app.