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Anon is eyemaxxing (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Object@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

naeh, you can have a fucked up sleep schedule and slightly bloodshot eyes and still get eye pull if you do 1+2+3

so what do you actually need to pull the eye fetishists? (anectotal evidence, not applicable in general):

long lashes
a bright eye color type
do not wear glasses

you can do all of that artifically

the majority of people with bright blue eyes need contacts/glasses anyway so almost nobody can pull all 3 criteria naturally. so go ahead and do your lashes, my guy 😘