My cat is a bastard, a grouchy, always hungry curmudgeon. He does not sing, he yells at you with a voice like Lemmy Killmeister smoking and gargling Jack Daniels.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I totally would hang with your cat! I might even record him and put him over an industrial beat.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have considered doing exactly that several times. The thing is, he won't make a peep when I start recording.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm... maybe you need to negotiate a deal first. Tell them you'll give them a treat in exchange for a recording, then let them think about it for a while.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

He's more likely to smash a cheeseburger into my mixing console for trying to make him do work.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

ABCR, always be cat recording

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Slam poetry style.

Meow,

My life is fart.

Meow,

And if you're smart.

Meow,

You'll fucking feed me!

[–] Fanfare2217@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love you so much xd

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

¡Egualmente!