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[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He violated the "im under 20 and an adult clause"

Mainly because 18 and 19 (and 20) aren't real adults yet.

Personal anecdot: I was 19 at a house party, my house. I got too drunk and had to go pass out. This 17 year old wanted my beautiful handsome boy body. She snuck into where I went to sleep and she put the moves on me. I tried telling her no and pushing her away, but also, I was only a drunk horny teen.

Honestly, by standard measure, she raped me. And thats not the only time... but as a guy, who do I tell I was supposedly raped?

[–] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

I'm really struggling to find the connecting thread between this article and your weird statutory story.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago
  1. 18 is definitely an adult
  2. I'm sorry that happened to you but it has nothing to do with anything