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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The teleport place is Tirana, Albania. Nobody said the same spot in Tirana, Albania every time. Your real estate investment was rash and very rarely saves you time. But it does increase in value a tiny bit, so eh you're fine.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

still useful for international travel, no need to get a return ticket.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You wouldn't need a parachute to go skydiving either. Just teleport yourself before you hit the ground.

[–] Exulion@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Unless your momentum doesn't reset.

[–] Drigo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't you just keep teleporting till you're close enough to your home?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Good point. Though it might be taxing on your body?