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[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 223 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

Clean your windshield, inside and out, and polarized sunglasses, or sunglass clips for glasses. And make sure any level of astigmatism you may have is known and corrected for.

If after washing your windshield, it still scatters the incoming light too much, it is probably pitted. You may have to consider replacing it. It is part of maintaining a vehicle. It may suck to be surprised with an expense like that, but the surprise expense of an avoidable accident is much worse. And might not only be expensive.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 110 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Every so often I have moments like this where I encounter actual adults out in the wild and am reminded that I am just masquerading, and poorly.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I recently found a new shower cleaner that actually works for the first time, and it cleaned the heavy deposits from my weird local water on my tub in less than five minutes, which normally takes me half and hour or more of scrubbing.

I felt like a superior adult, started sharing the news with all of my fellow grown up children. Maybe some day I’ll identify a funny noise in my car as well and earn my real adult degree.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For those of us adulting along at home, could you tell us the name of the product you used for the shower?

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Made by a company called EcoLab, legitimately made me happy for days every time I saw my tub and remembered it was actually clean.

https://www.homedepot.com/pep/321779430

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

Oh yeah, EcoLab is used in pretty much every restaurant I’ve ever seen the back of. Good shit.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Thank you for this!! I'll be picking some up this weekend.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Please share, if my water was any harder rocks would come out of the tap.

[–] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I have the same issue. For your toilet, get some bar keepers friend liquid toilet cleaner. Shits magic.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

I have some BKF for the kitchen sink but didn’t know they made toilet cleaner, thanks for the tip!

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Alternatively, if you get those rings of iron right at the water line that refuse to wash away, pumice stones work great.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sweet, thanks! Fingers crossed this will be the answer to my shower woes 🤞

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I’m rooting for you! I’m convinced it’s magic so it might even cure diseases, who knows.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

I am an autistic 41 year old man that lives in my parents basement. I just collect information and re-distribute it where it is needed.

I am basically the pre-cursor to an LLM, an LLM made of meat.

If you've ever watched or read anything with that "wise old hermit" that people line up to ask their philosophical questions to. That was an oldendays autistic person of the same type as me. Can't function in society, but has no emotional thinking to cloud their logic. The thing is, no matter how logical the advice was, and how much it made sense in the moment, it may not have been applicable to normal people. Though I am of course aware of the nature and source of my clarity and try to keep it in mind when giving advice. Unlike the wise hermits of old.

Not to say I am always right, and not to say logic is always the correct solution. But it often is, and I often am.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The next time someone calls me a know-it-all I shall inform them that I am actually just an LLM made of meat.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 7 points 10 months ago

[off topic]

https://bookshop.org/p/books/postal-compendium-bryan-edward-hill/cf3c266991cb9b1f?ean=9781534399440&next=t

You might enjoy this graphic novel. A post man with Asperger's serves a town whose entire population is hiding from the law.

He's your 'wise hermit.'

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Important to note:

LLMs absolutely do not use logic.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hehe, I just meant the collecting and redistributing knowledge part. Though yes, it also doesn't qualify as knowledge, just a string of words that seems like it fits the occasion. Though.... not to sell myself short, but not super far off.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Well as someone who has crewed on race cars and had a hand in building more than a few, not a single word of what you said was wrong.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As an incredibly forgetful neurotypical person with a partner who is on the spectrum, I cannot say how much I appreciate her and you.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

As an incredibly forgetful neurotypical person

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

We all learn from each other bro. You’re doing great, just for the fact you can recognize good advice. We are all imposters. Keep plugging.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

No no no just because we know the grown up thing to do doesnt mean it happens. It means we grumble about "getting around to it" and dont.

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Clean your windshield, inside and out,

Five minutes on a road that gets salted in the winter, and the windshield will be covered in a thin crust left behind by the brine spray from other vehicles. End result is that things will be just as bad when the sun hits you straight on.

Polarized glasses, as you mention, do help, as well as putting down the visor so you don't stare directly into the sun.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 10 months ago

That's why it's really important to have enough windshield washer fluid (rated down to whatever cold temperature you might encounter). Just gotta run that once every few minutes.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

If you are catching spray, try to increase the follow distance between you and the vehicle ahead. Same deal for rocks in places where that is a concern. It can be hard to leave a big gap, for fear that someone will come into that gap, but you can't fix everyone, you can only fix you.

But, we also do have wipers for anything that happens during the current drive, not as good as not getting dirty in the first place, but better than staying dirty.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fine enough for the car ahead of you but then there's the issue of oncoming traffic.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I would love to know why anybody would downvote this observation.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I guess some people can't imagine a 2-lane, opposed traffic route/rural highway. 🤷

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If there's a lot of traffic then increasing the distance every time someone fills in the gap, you'll soon be standing still hah. Not every issue can be fixed, just gotta wash it with windshield wiper fluid often

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Late is better than calling insurance. Maintain distance.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 points 10 months ago

Maintain sensible distance for sure

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't think stopping in the middle of a highway is a good idea

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think driving a multi ton machine while blind is a good idea

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 points 10 months ago
[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You know you are arguing a lot about your right to drive blind. You might be a narcissist. You are arguing very clearly that if you hurt someone while driving blind it’s their fault.

Maybe you are just incapable of empathy. If you kill people bit you get to your destination quicker… that’s a Win.

Maybe you just suck?

Let me ask you this

You’ll get 1 million dollars but a new born infant will be skinned alive… do you take the money?

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think you need a breather, my friend

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Very correct. I took a breather.

Crumple zones work better in head on or rear end collision. They are safer than t-bones.

However I was freaking out because I walk a lot as my only hobby. My grandfather taught me to walk as a way of organizing thoughts.

Walking is dangerous. People joking about driving blind is scary to me. You hitting another car is small potatoes but if you hit me I’ll die, and the courts will say “why was he walking during the blind hours!”

Thats why I freaked out. Well what triggered me. There’s no reason taking a walk should be as dangerous as moantain climbing.

And that’s also unfair I’m going by numbers not percentages. More people walk than go skydiving or whatever. It’s still kinda fucked up that killing a pedestrian isn’t a big deal because “I didn’t see them”

Hell there was a court case recently that ruled a walkers safety reflective vest was a distraction to the driver.

It’s upsetting but I’m not doing anyone any good by freaking out. It’s important I articulate my feelings not resort to “would you skin a live baby for fun” type shit. That’s not helping anyone.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I used to avoid driving at certain times of day because I thought my astigmatism was making it too difficult to see. Turns out it was my windshield! Cost about $400 to to replace

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m impressed you got your windshield replaced in one hour on Black Friday

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

Lol! I had it replaced two months ago. Of course now I'm wondering if Safelite runs Black Friday sales

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

An actual adult in the room.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Though I'd add on to that that cleaning glass can be difficult to do right. You need to clean/rinse it properly, otherwise whatever is left over will dry into streaks, which catch light like this.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Hehe, yeah. In the oldendays there was newspaper as an option for drying glass streak-free. It was never the best choice luckily, but it used to be prevalent. A squeegee was the old better solution, and a microfiber cloth is the new better solution.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Eh if it was pitted you'd probably see the light shining the pock marks even when dirty. This just looks like OP hasn't cleaned the inside of their windshield in a while.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It was general advice for the situation, not specific to the image. There are many things that can cause it to be much more difficult to see when driving towards a low sun than it actually needs to be. It's not a great situation at it's best, but it shouldn't be fully debilitating.