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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
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Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
Rule 2 — No Prohibited Cargo
Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW memes must be properly tagged
Rule 3 — Keep It Trek
Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
- Crossovers are fine
- Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.
Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
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Today, after a small bowl, I did some cooking. We did Thanksgiving Feast early since mom is going on a trip tomorrow. Well, as I was putting away the stuffing, my wife told me to use a specific bowl. I look around. I find pans, plates, cups, no bowls. I stayed to get exasperated since she kept telling me to just use the bowl and I couldn't find it. Finally she says "look down, dipshit" and the bowl I was holding (and had been holding the entire time) was already half full of stuffing.
It felt like looking for my glasses when I was already wearing them.