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[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why would you put a bowtie on your willie?

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Uhm, because I'm not a slut?

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe because your regular tie is at the dry cleaner?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

What else am I supposed to use the stapler for?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Why wouldn't you?