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[โ€“] kameecoding@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Feels a bit /c/thathappened

Did the nurse clap and hand her a 100 dollar bill too?

[โ€“] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I mean most responses would be inappropriate for a doctor, does she expect her doctor to say 'well you haven't been with me yet ๐Ÿ˜œ'. He probably just went silent rather than SILENT

[โ€“] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

The doctor would likely mention that it would apply to masturbation also, lol

I dunno I've had not dissimilar moments with doctors.

[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

Witty reply met with freeze response. Have you never said anything witty? This is like the main thing that happens.