this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
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[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sus! If this were realistic, then where is the poop knife?! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”ช

[โ€“] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can we leave the reddit stories for reddit?

[โ€“] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 days ago

I am of course referring to the Lemmy version, also known as the reverse poop knife.

[โ€“] stray@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago

There's a poop scoop right next to the toilet. I think a knife is easier to clean, but to each their own.