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Sus! If this were realistic, then where is the poop knife?! ๐ฉ๐ช
Can we leave the reddit stories for reddit?
I am of course referring to the Lemmy version, also known as the reverse poop knife.
There's a poop scoop right next to the toilet. I think a knife is easier to clean, but to each their own.