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Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 39 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There is a neanderthal and an early human inside you
They're kissing, they're both boys and they're kissing

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

This thought would have Lindsey Graham both disgusted and aroused. But mostly aroused.