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Man given DUI after driving toy Barbie Jeep through Prince George (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 14 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 21 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Just a heads up this story is over two months old. That said, here are some key points:

The accused, Kasper Lincoln, is officially titled "Barbie Jeep Driver."
Kasper Lincoln just wanted to get a slurpee and his license was suspended.
He was driving on the sidewalk until it ended.
He was arrested by an unmarked police car. A Ghost Car, if you will.
The lawyer has, among her certificates, a "Bad Ass Award" and a "DUI Defense" certificate. They're next to each other.
Kasper Lincoln did his hand signals and everything.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 53 minutes ago

Suspended license for having a previous dui, is it not?

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

Give the man a slurpee and a high five, not a DUI. What the fuck