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[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Alternatively, religious figures

Jesus hates it when i change my sheet

Bhudda thinks I should go on more walks.

Mohammed shits all over everything if I give him crackers. Never again.

Moses always stares at me like an idiot when I'm on the computer. We started giving him live food and he thinks he's smarter than me now.

Confucius said 'fuck you!' today. I'm so proud.