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[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (17 children)

I mean, the sign was on her front door, not a neighbors. That's just selecting for anyone literate that would be left behind. The fact the neighbor took this as a message to themselves shows a level of narcissism that would guarantee they would definitely not be picked up by the rapture, if it were real...

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You're so vain. You probably thought this passive aggressive sign about the Rapture was about you

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Pot. Kettle. Black. I did not put myself in to this joke. Why are you so inept at reading that you thought so?

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They were taking your joke further and bringing the Carly Simon song into the mix...

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