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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 32 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (7 children)

C++ lets you assign variables with <%%> in case your parents were killed by an equals sign.

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 6 points 15 hours ago

I have the perfect module to use this once. Most people will see it and will figure out that it is doing what it should, but no one can change it because the file will be LFS locked like 99% of the time.

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