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Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: victim (nypost.com)

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[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 56 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I see a pattern with power hungry men and small deformed penises.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 25 points 15 hours ago

I've also heard rumors about Elon Musk having some deformed underparts, so yeah