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submitted 3 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/raccoons@lemmy.world

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Is rabies real or is it a vast government conspiracy aimed at stopping me from cuddling raccoons?

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That’s how they microchip you, duh.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Hey, 5G!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They only get scanned if you get sent to the pound, tho. 🤷‍♂️

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Which for me happens twice a week, tops. So I should be good.