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[โ€“] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Carpet wants to be on fire, it's a bunch of spread fibers. Skin doesn't want to catch fire. I think ethanol is hotter or less evaporative, but not er visit bad

[โ€“] ngdev@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

no i didnt say the carpet caught fire, just that circle patterns were burned into it..it was a super shitty rug likely plastic threads. im just thinking that hand sanitizer is viscous and is a super high percentage of ethanol, so im betting that it would fuck your skin up pretty good. would just be a matter of how much of you is covered in it lol