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I got mine this weekend. Cleaned my bedroom floor, cleaned and folded my laundry, donated/trashed my old clothes, vacuumed and made the bed. Cleanest my room’s been in a hot minute.
Mine was last week. Did pole dancing twice, a real estate agent fucked my titties, and another epic activity that's not worth explaining to plebians. Am resting now.
Oh yeah I did laundry last week too.