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Anon has a bully (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In 2009, a John Hopkins University sword guy used a katana to kill an intruder.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

John Hopkins University, more like Jimmy Hopkins University

[–] FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus 3 points 1 day ago

This guy is now a certified radiologist.

Suprised he didn’t become a surgeon.

In any case, not sure I’d like to be in his care lol.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maryland is a fucking wild place

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

My head canon is like this. Sword guy is hanging out in his room, sitting in a lotus position, sword displayed on a wooden stand in front of him, candles arranged around him, sword guy deep in meditation.

All of a sudden, from the floor below, sword guy hears the unmistakable sound of someone breaking into his home. He does not fear. He does not panic. He stands up, grabs his katana, and calmly says, "at last, my time has come..."