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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a bully (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I... I actually entirerly agree with anon on this one.

That's fucking hilarious, that indeed was worth it.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

*would be worth it

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've known people who've done shit like that.

Like, actual 'pocket sand!', worked because their assailaint wasn't wearing glasses, got all up in assailant's eyes, they then just ran away.

Obviously, no way to know if this particular tale is true or not, but its plausible, imo.

Its basically impromtu, ad hoc mace.

Fiddle and rifle through your pockets nervously, playing the part of scaredy cat, bully is boisterous and cocky, not paying too much attention...

Yeah, I can see this actually happening.

It would be awkward as fuck, but not impossible.

... Ever played with hairspray and a lighter, Solid Snake / Rorschach style?