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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Idk that sounds more Oregon than Florida. Florida is when you're naked on your front porch and your naked neighbor offers you meth

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plus your naked meth dealing neighbor has a pet alligator

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

But the alligator is wearing a sweater.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

When you're naked on the porch and your neighbor shoots you

you can't fool me i've been to the dalles