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In a world of no consequences, my 'helping' people would inevitably result in hurting others, because there are some people out there that deserve to be hurt. As a result, I would make for a terrible Superman. I don't like being the villain in games, but I'm 100% certain if I got power IRL, I would abuse it and use it to destroy people.
Yeah to be completely honest, I would have good intentions but also probably leave this world a burning wreck afterwards. To use the latest movie for an example, I would probably be part Superman and part Hawkgirl. I would be trying to do good but also I'm not an alien trying to get people to accept me and like me, I'm a native that's sick of this shit. So I would also be dropping certain people from high places.
And I definitely wouldn't not interfere with world politics. I've even thought about it. My first move before introducing myself to the world would be to find where all the nukes are, and hit everywhere as quickly as possible and leave them on the moon or something until I figure out what to do with them. Then I would get all of the 'strong' men and nazis and religious despots and traitors of the free world together in front of cameras and make a human centipede out of them without any surgery, and without a mouth or backside so that it's just an ouroborous of its own shit.
Then I would just stick to crime fighting and ruining Lex Luthor's day and shit and keep an eye as people chose new leaders. And if leaders that aren't there to serve the people start taking over again, it's ouroborous of shit time again. Or something worse.