this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 78 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Lol poor guy. Before we started dating, my wife frequently wore dresses that showed off her legs. Probably caught me staring at them more than once. But in my defense, when a beautiful work of art passes before your eyes, how can you ignore it?

Before we started dating, my wife frequently wore dresses

Why did you stop her?

[–] Zapados@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel u, beautiful people deserve appreciation wherever they go!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 12 points 4 days ago

THANK YOU. But the government still refuses to pay for a herald for me...