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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

If its prosciutto, I'm eating it.

You can roll it up to look like a dick. You can wrap it around a Cabbage Patch Kid. I don't care. It goes in the mouth.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 29 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It goes in the mouth.

Technically, that's true for non-prosciutto dicks too.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

I would rather not.

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