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This would probably work pretty well, at least on the first couple of pairs of boots trooping through there. If it were me I'd stand on that ledge above the door rather than on the door, so your toes weren't visible. That'd be a bad look.

Homeboy is up there with a friggin' RPK with a drum magazine in it, too. He's probably got more dakka than you do. You can't see it, but I guarantee you he's grinning like a fool under that mask.